Abbott’s “50 Shades of Grey” Fanfiction Threatens Campaign
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Abbott’s “50 Shades of Grey” Fanfiction Threatens Campaign

Federal opposition leader denies that poorly written internet erotica is his work, despite links to his laptop’s IP address. Online Intern Kitty St John reports. Tony Abbott’s seemingly inexorable path towards victory in the federal election has hit an eleventh hour setback, with the discovery of a series of rambling ’50 Shades of Grey’ fanfiction … Continue reading

Twiggy Palmcock to Run for Marginal Seat of Greenway
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Twiggy Palmcock to Run for Marginal Seat of Greenway

Renegade Mining CEO Announces Candidacy for the Western Sydney Seat of Greenway, Accuses Palmer United Party Opponent of ‘Witchcraft’. Glocal Pundit Intern Kitty St John reports Insurgent Campaign: A Flyer Announcing Twiggy Palmcock’s Candidacy Exiled mining magnate Twiggy Palmcock made a spectacular return to Australia today, announcing his candidacy for the marginal seat of Greenway … Continue reading

More Ferguson Sex Claims, Sri Lankan Monks Bash Palmcock
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More Ferguson Sex Claims, Sri Lankan Monks Bash Palmcock

Ferguson elaborates on sex charges as Mining CEO is hospitalised after attack by Buddhist vigilantes. Asia intern-at-large Kitty St John reports from Colombo; Additional reporting by Harry Simian, Glocal Pundit’s Melbourne Street-Scene correspondent. ‘Wrongly Accused’: Mr Palmcock’s Assistant Michael Higgins-Beaumont with Mr Ferguson during the alleged ‘Heavy Back Petting’ Incident. Former Federal Resources Minister Martin … Continue reading

Rudd seeks Mining CEO’s Extradition from Sri Lanka on Sex Charges
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Rudd seeks Mining CEO’s Extradition from Sri Lanka on Sex Charges

Federal Government in spat with ally over granting of asylum to renegade magnate Twiggy Palmcock. Glocal Pundit’s Asia based intern Kitty St John reports from Colombo. A new start: Mr Palmcock, still unkempt after his maritime ordeal, attends the Festival of Mineral Extraction in Colombo. The Federal government of Australia has announced today that it … Continue reading

Mining CEO Twiggy Palmcock Seeks Asylum in Sri Lanka
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Mining CEO Twiggy Palmcock Seeks Asylum in Sri Lanka

Magnate claims to be fleeing ‘Rudd’s Tax Persecution’. Glocal Pundit’s Asia based intern Kitty St John brings you this exclusive report. Twiggy Palmcock, the maverick CEO of Excretum mining, has been granted asylum in Sri Lanka this week, after claiming that the Rudd Labor government was persecuting him due to his profession. After disappearing mysteriously … Continue reading