Abbott Apologises to Palmcock for Security Assault
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Abbott Apologises to Palmcock for Security Assault

Mining Magnate accepts PM Elect’s apology but wavers on accepting New York Consul-General position. Glocal Pundit Intern Kitty St John reports, with embedded assistance from the Twiggy Palmcock Foundation. Prime Minister Elect Tony Abbott has apologised to Mining personality Twiggy Palmcock for the assault he suffered at the hands of security guards during the pair’s … Continue reading

Abbott’s “50 Shades of Grey” Fanfiction Threatens Campaign
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Abbott’s “50 Shades of Grey” Fanfiction Threatens Campaign

Federal opposition leader denies that poorly written internet erotica is his work, despite links to his laptop’s IP address. Online Intern Kitty St John reports. Tony Abbott’s seemingly inexorable path towards victory in the federal election has hit an eleventh hour setback, with the discovery of a series of rambling ’50 Shades of Grey’ fanfiction … Continue reading